First post, bunch of bullshit

I fucking hate it when a blog's first blog is on what they're going to be fucking blogging about. That being said, this is a blog detailing and refining my views on tugging big dead dog's cocks. JK, totally going to be about cool stuff I've found on the Internet. And other shit. For instance, this is an assignment I turned in to my English class the other day.

Ryan Jarrell    


    Henry David Thoreau, noted author, scholar, existentialist and sphincter, writes in his essay "Civil Disobedience" a bunch of petulant nonsense about spending a night in jail. One night. Just one. Are you fucking kidding me? He can go on and on about how "I have contemplated the imprisonment of the offender, rather than the seizure of his goods – though both will serve the same purpose – because they who assert the purest right, and consequently are most dangerous to a corrupt State, commonly have not spent much time in accumulating property," (Thoreau, 2) but the fact is little Henry didn't want to spend a night away from home. I spent a night in jail once. It totally ruled. I got to hang out with really cool homeless people, and learned how to "keister" a whole forty. I was totally like "Lolz, a whole forty!" :-) Seriously, they go out and get you chicken nuggets from the McDonalds down the street when you're hungry. And you can smoke inside, even if you're 14. Basically, jail is one giant adult amusement park, like the Temptation Island section of Disney World, and Thoreau can go suck a Walden.


BIBLIOGRAPHY
Arlington Reader. Second Edition. Boston, MA: Bedford/St. Martins, 2008. 188-193. Print.

And this is some really great erotica I found in a youtube sidebar.

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Pretty fucking cool, huh?